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kingswells.guest
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| 03 Apr 2006 19:05:18 |
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| A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute
blonde.
He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've
heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book,
closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the
blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question
first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the
deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse
produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is
dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell
me," says the blonde, "how is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear
power, when you don't know shit?":msn_wink: |
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kingswells.guest
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| 04 Apr 2006 19:08:47 |
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| Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too.
After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know?
The brunette is thrilled to get home early.
She does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early.
The redhead is elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she goes upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom.
She quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS!
Ever so gently, she closes the door and creeps out of her house.
The next day the brunette and redhead talk about leaving early again,but when they ask the blonde if she wants to leave early also, she exclaims, "NO WAY! yesterday I almost got caught!"
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